PRACTICAL JOKES
jokes, tricks, fool people
Here are some
cool practical jokes to
amaze your friends and annoy your enemies.
Steal a banana from someone's
lunch.
Use a large sewing needle to pierce the skin at the seam and move the needle
back and forth
to "cut" the banana in half. Continue doing this along the
seam
and the banana will be sliced when peeled by the owner.
Saran wrap on reading glasses that have been left on desk is
good.
Trimming at edge of lens is hard but effect is great.
Not usually noticed when first picked up but optical quality of
saran is spectacularly bad.
Also funny is supergluing a quarter to the sidewalk.
I know its old, but in the city, with the diverse types of people
around,
it gets really amusing. I watched this old lady whack at it with
her cane for about 10 min. cursing.
Two very hot-headed people lived directly across the halls from
each other.
Dave got a piece of 1/2" rope and tied their doors together
with about a 6" gap of slack.
Waited until 2:30am and knocked REALLY HARD on both doors.
Interesting way to wake up...having two steaming mad football
jerks
slamming each other's doors open and shut. The Resident Advisor
was NOT pleased :-)
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria.
One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest;
he sat at the head of a table,
with the other six friends sitting along the sides.
When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud
noise (to attract attention),
stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest.
This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the
table;
the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid.
I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.
When I was younger, I had a practical joke genius for a working
companion.
We both worked in the same computer store for a while.
He left and became manager of another store.
I remember receiving an envelope with his firms return address on
it.
Inside was a very silly brochure.
I said aloud "There has to be something else in this
envelope".
So I looked and of course there was a sheet of paper.
It read "No, there is nothing else in this envelope!"
This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how
effective it is.
When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and scotch
tape it to his door
AND to the door frame near the knob.
Fill it with unpopped popcorn.
When he opens the door (from the inside, obviously) he'll have
popcorn flung all over the place.
Not only does it pack quite a little surprise,
it also takes forever to find all of the popcorn afterwards.
Ask somebody what time it is when he/she is holding a glass of
liquid
in the hand attached to the wrist where he/she wears a watch.
You'll be surprised how many people pour fluid onto themselves
trying to be helpful to you.
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